By Max Hastings
Last updated at 11:35 AM on 28th December 2009

One of the best moments of Christmas comes when it is over. I say that not as a party-pooper - I love it when it is happening - but because we now can get on with real life, which is not that bad for most of us, even in Brown's Britain.

Much as we love visitors, and especially small ones, the silence is heavenly when they have gone home. We need no longer spend hours on frenzied High Street hunts for presents.

There is an end to all the business excuses which start in November about 'getting back to you after Christmas'. Most of us thoroughly enjoy bawling 'O come, all ye faithful', but even the Archbishop of Canterbury has had enough of it by now.

This is a terrific time for doing household jobs pending since Easter, making up to the dogs for being neglected since advent, steering children back to planet earth after weeks in orbit, and imposing censorship on all further moaning about the weather.

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Max Hastings is not a fan of the Christmas frenzy

I enjoyed the snow, but we have been there and done that. The stuff is sensational when new, clean and present in sufficient quantities for toboggans. But once it starts fading to slush, the picture-postcard thrill is gone.

We once tried going abroad for Christmas, sitting in the sun while my wife described with sardonic glee exactly what cosmetic work each of the women around the pool had had done.

However, the palm trees felt hopelessly wrong for the season, and we agreed never to repeat the experiment. This is the time for mulled wine, not bikinis. Almost everyone who loves their own home wants to be in it. I am bemused by those who brave the horrors of December airports, even when not snowbound.

My clever wife always buys a very small turkey. By Boxing Day it resembles Keira Knightley on a diet - almost invisible from a side view. Today it is already soup.

We go back to normal rations as soon as the remains of the crackers have been cleared up, and are jolly grateful, too. It is worth taking a five-mile diversion to avoid houses where you are offered mince pies or warmed-over Christmas pudding past the weekend.

I have only one complaint about this time of year. My mother produced me on December 28 - today, as it happens.

She claimed afterwards that this was entirely my fault. She said I started the way I intended to continue - in too much of a hurry, a fortnight early.

Whoever was to blame, the consequence is that for 64 years I have been fobbed off with joint presents: 'This is for Christmas and birthday . . .'

As a child, I made a crude calculation that this deprived me of say, 70 per cent of presents by value, which over the subsequent six decades has added up to a quantity of lost booty which would impress anyone save a Goldman Sachs partner.

If you want children who will love you, prospective parents should be careful about what they do together around mid-March. Few babies born in December are grateful. They resent seeing Mummy sticking candles into a half-eaten Christmas cake on the grounds that there is no consumer demand for a special birthday one.

But no matter. At my age such petty grievances are forgotten - almost, anyway.

In our family we are great believers in getting on with it, whatever 'it' may be. This is a perfect season for looking ahead rather than backwards, and making things happen.

Among the best aspects of writing books for a living, as I do, is that one is independent of anyone else to keep the production line rolling. There are no problems with the factory being shut until New Year.

I can sit at my screen any day of the year, tapping away at book reviews, chapters about wartime Arctic convoys and radio scripts on childhood.

At this time of year, I am also spared from sceptical spectators. When other people are around, I realise that some do not regard what I do as work.

I once heard two workmen on our roof discussing my activity in the study: 'What's he doing? Still sitting there reading and looking at his garden? Nice life for some, isn't it? I s'pose he sends the wife out to do the earning.'

Sufficient to say that the Christmas 'holiday' is a fine time for writers to scribble even more industriously than the rest of the year. The phone seldom rings, there are no meetings and not much news in the world to worry about.

You yourself may not feel like writing a book today. But in the blissful post-Christmas peace there are lots of other opportunities. No one under 40 seems to do DIY any more, but this is a great week for those of us who love our Black & Deckers to build new shelves, mend the fence and sort out the garage.

I can never understand why home carpentry and decorating have gone out of fashion. However many Poles are clamouring for custom, it is fun as well as cash-saving to do some of the business in-house. Our own larder shelves got built yesterday, and I enjoyed making them much more than opening presents on Friday.

I regret being thought too old to be taken to a pantomime, one of the highspots of the week after Christmas for lots of us until our voices broke. Better still in the Fifties was Where The Rainbow Ends, a shamelessly patriotic Edwardian melodrama in which St George saves assorted children from the evil dragon, assumed by most of us in those days to be German or Russian.

My wife is taking a grandchild to the panto on Friday. The contemporary version won't have any of the shocking assumptions of English racial triumphalism that Rainbow had, but I bet it won't be as exciting.

There are many compensations for being grown-up. Among them is that one is spared the sense of anti-climax which afflicts most children today, with no more parcels to open, and the tree which seemed so exciting last week shedding needles.

We oldies have the supreme satisfaction that we need not start getting glum about the prospect of going back to school. January is a much brighter month than December, with snowdrops and lengthening days.

Our ancestors had cause to get depressed at New Year about the prospect of seeing little fresh food before spring, facing months of salted meat and half-frosted potatoes. We are subject to no such privations, unless something goes horribly wrong at Tesco.

We can walk country lanes with the assurance of returning to warm homes, and wave away the last days of 2009 without a tremor of nostalgia.

This is a time for looking ahead, sighing with relief that a pretty dismal year for most of us is drawing to an end.

If children believe in Santa Claus, it is the privilege - indeed the duty - of their parents to cherish a conviction that the times to come will be better than the times past. Here's hoping that it will be so for you.

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I thought I was the only person who remembered "Where the Rainbow Ends" though as I grew up in the sixties rather than the fifties I only had the book rather than the stage show. It was a wonderful story - full of political incorrectness and heart-warming patriotism. Sadly the story of Cubby The British Lion, the children and of course St George of Merrie England would never be allowed today!

Well in some respects I'm with Max.
I have always spent christmas with my family. Since my wife died 5 years ago with my daughters family. What fun that is. I missed this year, as I am in Thailand, but I had to smile at the cartoon done by my son in law, of my daughter as a tank commander peering over the gun turret to see if the coast is clear as he does the Christmas dinner without her help, for 12, I'd have made it 13.
My Christmas dinner consisted of a meal in a restaurant in Thailand, cooked by ( I think ) a yank. shredded turkey, hard sprouts, mashed potato, lord knows what else, hot things that should have been cold an cold things that should have been hot. it was foul, metaphorically speaking and I paid for it in more ways than one, too. Probably the most miserable Christmas I can ever remember. My daughter says that'll teach me a lesson and to go home next year.

As the mother of a daughter born a week before Christmas I can safely assure you she has ensured that she has never lost out by having a birthday so close to Christmas.

I, on the other hand, am a nervous wreck by the time Christmas arrives as I am the one in our family who bears responsibility for all the end of term things, birthday AND Christmas.

I agree, be careful in mid March!!!

Christmas is more for Children. If single or for many it's a Bad time of the Year, because all the old memories that come back of the great Christmases they had with people that have since died or never seen again.

Quite right, Max, roll on the even more dismal 2010.

"...but because we now can get on with real life, which is not that bad for most of us, even in Brown's Britain."

Oh come on Max! I thought we were living in a Stalinist, Mugabee-esque police state! I wish you DM columnists would make up your minds, I say!

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